Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.