I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
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