What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
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