Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
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