What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
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