What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
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