What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
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