What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
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