How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
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