What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
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