What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
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