Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
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