Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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