What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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