What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
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