Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
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