Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
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