Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
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