What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
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