Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
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