What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
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