Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
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