What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
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