I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
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