What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
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