I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
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