What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
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