What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
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