Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
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