What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
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