What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.