What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
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