What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
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