What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
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