What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
Go to BabaMail
