What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
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