What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
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