What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
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