If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
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