Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
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