Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
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