What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
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