What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
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