What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
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