Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
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