What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
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