Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
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