What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Go to BabaMail
