Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
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