I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
You knead me in your loaf.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
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