The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
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