Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
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