Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
You knead me in your loaf.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
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