Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
You knead me in your loaf.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
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