"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
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