What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
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