They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
You knead me in your loaf.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
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