"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Go to BabaMail
