What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
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