You knead me in your loaf.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
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