That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
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