Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
You knead me in your loaf.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
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