Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
You knead me in your loaf.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
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