A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
You knead me in your loaf.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
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