Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
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