The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
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