Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
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