What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
“Melanie! (melon-y)”
Here’s another one; what about an otter who lives in an emptied out melon? An ottermelon.
The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him.
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
I always wondered why the watermelon loving librarian never touched any of the books; turns out she’d red them all.
What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat? A water fe-melon duty.
What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will? Well, a chamelon.
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
Why does every watermelon want to be in the Guinness book of records? Because there’s a lot of watermelon smashing to be done.
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
What is the only time you start at the red and stop at the green?
“When you eat a watermelon!”
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
“A really bad headache!”
Did you hear about the new watermelon powered cars set to come out next year? Yeah, it’s too bad you only get a water-melon the gallon.
Did you hear about the elusive skating watermelon thief? Not really, the only description they got was a Caucasian melon wheels.
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