What do you calla watermelon that just won’t stop committing crimes? A watefelon.
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.
What is Bruce Lee’s favourite fruit? Wataaaaar melooooon?
Do you know what you call the outside of a watermelon?
“Rind of.”
If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
“A really bad headache!”
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
“It was melondramatic.”
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
“Melanie! (melon-y)”
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
Here’s another one; what about an otter who lives in an emptied out melon? An ottermelon.
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon. Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
“Want to see my melons?”
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
You might be dyslexic.
I always wondered why the watermelon loving librarian never touched any of the books; turns out she’d red them all.
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