What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?
Exparagus.
Did you hear the one about the apathetic vegetable?
It didn't carrot all.
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
What are a submissive's favorite vegetables?
Collared greens.
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
My brother turned into a vegetable.
I guess now he has fryngers and potatoes.
Why isn’t the tomato a vegetable?
It couldn’t catch up.
"Darling, shall we buy some vegetables for tonight?"
"Yes, lettuce!"
I always knock on the fridge before opening it.
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
Which vegetable is most likely to be your friend?
The broccoli.
My wife asked if I'd be available to drain some vegetables next week.
I said I'd check my colander.
My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
Which vegetable is the most qualified?
Qualiflower.
Too tired, I’m out of aspara-gas.
Where does Thor grow his vegetables?
In his Asgarden.
I hope for world peas.
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Leeks.
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
You used to call me on my cell-ery phone.
I love you from my head tomato
The veggie lover was a total stalk-er.
Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barack-oli.
Where do vegetables keep their money?
In the credit onion.
Egg-Plant a kiss on me.
What did the vegetable say at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!
I think therefore I yam.
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
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