What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
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