What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
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