I've started a Taco Bell themed John Coltrane cover band.x
We're called Crunchwrap Supremex
I went to Taco Bell and order nacho fries
the person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just kept saying "nacho fries".
HELP! It's a taco emergency!
Dial 9 Juan Juan!
Not only did I have a good time at Taco Bell
I had a Baja Blast
I wasn’t sure if I ordered enough tacos from Taco Bell.
So I got a just in quesadilla.
This is a taco and burrito conversation.
Nachos.
What do you call it when a taco stands in your way ?
An obs-taco
What do you call a cold little taco?
A brrr-ito.
Why did the hare go to the taco truck?
He couldn't beat the tortas.
Dad Ordered Taco Bell
Asked how many Dillas come in their Ques 'a Dillas
Never tell a taco a secret
It will spill the beans
Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells?
They’re too corny
What do you call a sloppy Joe made with taco seasoned beef?
Sloppy José
Sir, did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?
"No, but I have grate expectations."
Got the drive-thru girl at Taco Bell..
I pulled up and she said, "what can I get you?" And I replied, "I'll just have a moment for now."
How many tacos can an octopus eat?
Ten tacos.
just bought 5 slabs of San miguel, 10 sombreros and 25 tacos,
I'm Hispanic buying
my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to
taco bout it?
I don’t wanna taco ‘bout it
What did the Mexican wrestler say after he ate a taco that was too spicy?
“It’s okay, I’ll just guac it off”
Are you a taco?
Cause you sure taco lot
"I hate tacos!"
Said no Juan ever.
People who use sleeping bags in the woods are soft tacos for bears.
I made some fish tacos last night....
But they just ignored them and swam away.
Taco Bell overcooked my food
I asked for a brrrr-ito and an en-chill-ata.
One day, my stepfather ordered some fish tacos. I asked him what kind of fish goes in a fish taco.
He said, "Dead."
Why are they called tacos?
They don’t say much.
I was caught smuggling a taco into the new star wars movie...
...they now call me Rogue Juan
If you put your ear up to a Taco Shell
You can hear the Sí.
It's Taco Night, so on my way home, I grabbed a bag of shredded cheese at the store, queso we needed some more.
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I was sitting in the toilet at Taco Bell and it reminded me of my divorce.
It was extremely messy and involved a lot of paperwork.
Why can't Superman eat the corn tortillas at taco Tuesday?
He's afraid of that chip tonight.
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