What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
A protestor threw a bunch of spices on Jason "Pink" London, but all it did was leave him "Saged and Confused".
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I'm Spiceless in Seattle.
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!