I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
When do you put paprika on eggs? Fry-Day.
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
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