What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
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