“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
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