My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
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