Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
My mom is really soup-rised at the outcome when she puts yeast in the broth.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
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