What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever.
Excuse me waiter, I have a question about the house salad.
Does it come with window dressing?
Did you hear about the salad race the other day?
The Lettuce was ahead, but the Tomato was ketchoping up...
What did the priest say before he and his family ate their salad?
Lettuce pray.
So apparently coles has a new thing where you can only have one salad per transaction
They’re calling it coleslaw..
What do horses like to put on their egg salad sandwiches?
MayoNAYS!
What does a posh salad shout before it's eaten?
KELP!
This joke is like the time I slipped and fell into a salad.
Corny on the Cobb.
What does a priest put on his salad?
Lettuce spray.
What did the vegetables say to the Salad Dressing? Lettuce all smile.
A restaurant server was fired on his first day of work for taking a woman’s salad.
He thought the manager said “seize her salad”.
Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
How do you kill a salad? You go for the carrot-id artery.
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
I had this disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad.
I was tossing all night.
What kind of salad do termites eat?
House salad
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!
What’s that green head of something that is the main part of a salad?
Lettuce think about it.
What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad? Have a heart.
I had a salad pun, but I tossed it
What do you call a chicken staring at a salad?
Chicken sees a salad.
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
I told the cowboy to eat salad with his fingers
He said he needed a ranch hand.
Why was the salad late to the dinner party?
He was waiting for his wife to get dressing.
My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.
he dropped the beet.
What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar Salad
What do bandages like to put on their salad?
A wound dressing.
What's in a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone
What kind of fruit salad is most resistant to sunburn?
The kind with extra melon in.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
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