Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
What did the perverted pumpkin use for his pick-up line?
Hey gourd-geous! Wanna go back to my place and squash?
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?
Because he had holes in him.
What do you call a strong pumpkin?
A Jacked-o-Lantern.
You've really struck a gourd with me...
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