What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
This year I'm carving my pumpkin to look like an intricate ball of rope, so it can be a gourd-ian knot.
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
Mom: Did you watch the movie with the little pumpkins?
Dad: I stopped it early because it was too gourdy for me.
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
When it comes to seasonal drinks, more and more are converting to the church of pumpkin spice,
but I choose to remain eggnogstic.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year... Sorry to squash your enthusiasm.
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
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