Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?
Because he had holes in him.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
This year I'm carving my pumpkin to look like an intricate ball of rope, so it can be a gourd-ian knot.
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year... Sorry to squash your enthusiasm.
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
Why couldnt the pumpkin have kids?
He had a halloweener.
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
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