What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
You don't know jack-o-lantern
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
Mom: Did you watch the movie with the little pumpkins?
Dad: I stopped it early because it was too gourdy for me.
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin? When you drop it; then it's squash!
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.
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