Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
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