Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.
Pizza: the only time top-less isn't fun
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?
Cheeses Crust.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
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