Do you know how the pineapple feeds her children? She gives them milk from her pinenipples!
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are at the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Do you know why a pineapple can be a good observer? Because it has a lot of eyes around its body.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Why do people love juicy pineapple? Because it “ripens” their day.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What did the pineapple say to the pineapple chunk? Stay golden.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
Did you hear about the pick-up artist who only ever wears green leaves on his head? Yeah, he’s definitely a pineapple smoothie.
What do we get when we mix an iPhone and a Christmas tree? A pine – apple!
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
In a romantic date, Romeo says to Juliette “Baby! You are the pineapple of my eyes!”
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Have you ever tried pineapple milk? Do you know where it comes from? Obviously from the pine – nipples!
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
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