Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Breyer’s remorse.
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? You get Breyer's remorse!
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
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