I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.