What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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