Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
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