Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
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