What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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