‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
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