My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
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